Tuesday, December 5, 2006

seems suspect to me

I think the whole "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer" is a set-up. Someone was after her money. Or at least her Christmas presents. I hate to be the one to suggest it, but the evidence it there. Who in their right mind is going to send Grandma home alone to get her medication? Not just the book she was reading, but her medication? Especially when she'd had too much eggnog. Really. Any decent person would offer to run grab the pills themselves or at least drive her home. Foul-play? I'm afraid it just might be...

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  1. I remember the first time I heard that song and thought nothing could ever be as funny. Ralph would probably love it!

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  2. haha, i always suspected something fishy in the song, but i could never put my finger one it, consider this one closed!!

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  3. Did she take out an insurance policy that someone was trying to cash in on? Maybe someone slipped something into her eggnog. Maybe Santa had too much eggnog and Rudolph was home sick so no red nose to show the way. There are a lot of possibilities here.

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  4. Maybe she staged it, hoping that she'd survive it and be able to sue the man himself! Talk about cashing in! Of course that's the end of Christmas--Santa gets his license revoked for reckless driving, etc.

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